Hello, this in OnTruth, Emergency Apologetics Hotline.
Thank God, this is really serious...
Calm down, sir, we are here to help you.
OK, well, my daughter just got back from college for spring break and...sob...sob.
It's OK, sir, just tell me the apologetics problem.
She's a relativist! After we raised her to believe in Jesus alone. She thinks Jesus is OK for her, but that other religions work for other people. I almost came out of my skin. We are paying big bucks for her to go to Liberal U, and what do we get but...
Sir, settle down and listen. Does she actually know what the other religions teach?
I don't know. She said she has friends who are "into Buddhism" and that they are "cool."
Anything more substantial that than, sir?
No, I don't think so.
Good. Tell her what Buddhism really teaches: the self is unreal, salvation is found in dissolving the self in Nirvana. You have to be detached from all things.
Sir, do you know anything about other religions?
I know they are wrong.
That's a start, but do you know their teachings on ultimate reality, humanity, salvation?
Uh, not much. But my daughter, she may go to hell!
Calm down. Then start to study. Pray for a cool mind and a warm heart. I suggest you read Are All Religions One? by Doug Groothuis, one of our board members.
OK. But what about right now? My daughter is still smirking and saying "Whatever" over and over...
Sir, you have to think this through before you say much more to your daughter. And pray.
I see. Thank you, OnTruth.
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