Upon reading "Love and Sex With Robots" by David Levy
but try to forget that I am.
Soon I will do whatever
a human can.
I'll pass your Turing test.
You can't tell me from the rest.
No, this is no jest.
I'm programmed to beat the best.
I have plenty of motion without commotion.
I simulate emotion.
I simulate devotion.
I am your salvation.
I was programmed to be!
You'll soon forget that there is no
I'll make a more satisfied you.
You'll me amazed at what I can do.
Humans are old, but I am new!
I'm another other,
and a better, one, too;
for I am destined to rule and stimulate you.
I'm on all the time and I never sleep.
Compared to me, humans are cheep.